Siriano Office Party Kiki Ball

Saturday, June 27 // Doors 1PM // In the Chamber
FREE

From: Kiki House of Siriano
To: Anyone who thinks they can get it
Cc: Pride Toronto

Obj.: Siriano Office Party Kiki Ball

Dear candidate,

Congratulations! Your profile really caught our attention and we would like to move forward with your application. We’re happy to invite you to showcase your competences during the Siriano House Ball & discuss your fitting for the position more in details.

We wanna see your power, your presence, and your promotions on display. From executive realness to fashion department fantasy… from business professional to after-5 extravaganza… tonight you are not just employees… you are the moment.

Please find the attached the categories and details of this formal meeting.

HR team will be present and ready to chop, so tighten those ties, step into those heels, fix that posture, and prepare to walk for your career.

Best regards.

Virgin Vogue: The Intern
It’s your first day on the job, you are the brand new intern at Siriano Inc, and your boss wants to know which element is your favourite. For your tens, come with all 5 elements written down and underline your favourite one (you do NOT have to do it during your tens – it can be done before). Bring it with a name tag , black pants and a nice top. Just look presentable…it’s your first day.

Virgin Runway: The Intern
It’s your first day on the job at Siriano Inc. Your boss wants a coffee and it better be warm. Tonight, bring it with a name tag and black dress pants with a nice top. DO NOT SPILL THE CEO’S COFFEE.

Old Way (New Way?): Accounting
It’s audit season and your job is around the clock. You’ve been called in on a Sunday of all days to go in to the office and finish some tax files. The office is closed so all you need is your jeans and a polo.

Performance: WFH
Siriano Inc is happy to offer its employees a remote work environment. Your Teams meeting is ending and you need to jump straight to the runway and cant waste any time. Tonight we want business at the top and cunty at the bottom. (BQ, RWT, Drags, FQ, Womens, GNC)

Best Dressed: CEO
You are the head of the company. Look it. As a CEO we want the ONE statement piece of any kind that you’ve been just waiting to wear. Keep it in the realm of a CEO colour palette (black or charcoal) (FF, MF GNC)

Runway: Executive VP
You’ve asked been to go the networking event and represent the company . This event calls for a tailored suit or dress in the colour palette of Beige , khakis , browns, tan. (EU, AA)

Face: Employee Of The Month
You are the employee of the month and you need to get your
photo taken for the wall. Tonight bring your best face card and
have a picture frame with you. (FQ, Drags, Womens, BQ, Transman, GNC)

Realness: Building Staff
At Siriano Inc. we pride ourselves in the upkeep of our office space. Thanks to these folks , our office is held to the highest standard and passes every inspection test.
Schoolboy: Courier
Thugs: Maintenance
Exec: Concierge
Everyday: Valet
Pretty Boy: IT Tech
Butch: HVAC
Transman: Window Cleaner
FQ: Cleaning Lady
Drags: Lunch Lady

Bizarre: Paper Shredder
These documents cant be seen by anyone. Q3’s reports? Shredder. Insurance claims? Shredder. HR incident reports? Shredder. They MUST go in the shredder. You are the paper shredded monster coming back to haunt the company of their corruption.

Body: Pilates class
It’s break time and we have a special guest to help us with our wellness seminar. This Pilates class is meant to bring us together and practice mindfulness in the workspace. Don’t forget your athletic gear and your mat.

Commentator vs Commentator: Office Rumour / Office Tea
So whats the office Tea? are you that messy bitch in cubicle 7? What do you know , share with us the hottest office tea, but you ain’t the one to gossip so we ain’t hear it from you. Must start with “I heard”

Hands Performance: Customer Service and support
You are on the front lines of our company. the glue that holds us to our customers. you have a lot on your plate but I know you can manage. You’re a multitasker after all. Tonight we want to see what you can do simultaneously

Sex Siren: Office Romance (Tag Team)
You and your co-worker have been caught having precoital and according to our employee code of conduct under section b-29 F , thats grounds for termination. Tonight look guilty like you just did the deed in the janitors closet.

 

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