Dear Hennebury:
We, your co-workers here at Buddies, have come together today to tell you that we are concerned for you. Your self prescribed organic remedies and potions have turned your office into a Shoppers Drug Mart aisle. Yesterday I asked you how you were and you responded, “Have you seen my Optimum card?” An hour ago you spritzed me with an with an organic facial refresher. Yes, it was relaxing and I do feel refreshed, but I believe this is a slippery slope that will only end up with us sharing lemon lozenges and ear candles. You know my extension number if you need to talk.
Banana’s!! Cure all for all! (Peanut butter too.)